The Wife and I are at a car-repair shop in the middle of nowhere for the next three hours and the only waiting area is dominated by a 52'' flatscreen that's blasting Fox News.
Thomas - Thanks to that socialist, my car repair costs have skyrocketed! It's probably because he's a Muslim. Also, he's responsible for the coffee machine not working.
CK - It was so hard not to watch! Especially when there were six talking heads all yelling at each other at the same goddamned time.
I've developed a nice defense mechanism from knowing so many idiots\growing up in KY. Whenever Fox News is on and you're forced to be in the same room, watch it. I mean, really watch it. Just remember this one important factor, though: Forget that they are serious and pretend they are being liberals doing hyperbolic satire of conservatives.
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Thomas - Thanks to that socialist, my car repair costs have skyrocketed! It's probably because he's a Muslim. Also, he's responsible for the coffee machine not working.
CK - It was so hard not to watch! Especially when there were six talking heads all yelling at each other at the same goddamned time.
RUN HARKERS RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jc
Its official... you are in Hell!
Fox news? How horrible....
Susan
jc - We did! We barely escaped with our souls!
Susan - This isn't the first time someone has said that to me...
I've developed a nice defense mechanism from knowing so many idiots\growing up in KY. Whenever Fox News is on and you're forced to be in the same room, watch it. I mean, really watch it. Just remember this one important factor, though: Forget that they are serious and pretend they are being liberals doing hyperbolic satire of conservatives.
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